Monday, 27 June 2011

It's So Fucking Hot.


It so fucking hot,
Heat-induced scrot-rot.

Sweaty as pigs,
Balls like dried figs.

Swealtering like bacon,
Testes looking more like raisins.

Perspiring from your hairy brain,
As you do a dance to encourage rain.

Fallen back on your settee,
Leather stuck to the back of your knee.

Fuckin cryin' about this heat,
Ballbag's smell,
Is resembling wheat.

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